I wish I can take a break for a week. But YouTube overlord is just itching to forget about me and shove me in the attic with the others. But wait! That's it? No pin the question mark on Mark or something?

Mark your like the Second OG of youtube i love you dude you never get old Mark

Dang. I actually thought we would’ve gotten an Ethan, Tyler, Amy, and chica confession.

Ofc your real haha 😂

~nya nya nya ❤️ * *Blushes at you brightly and smiles broadly, her warm loving gaze resting upon yours. Wrapping you within the fluffy confines of her loving arms, she kept you held tightly and presses her body closely against yours. Letting loose blissful purrs, she parts her maw and laps her moist tongue against your cheek.* * ♥ ~mrrow, if you're reading this. pwease have a purrfect day. I love you ! ❤️

Your in luck mark i almost unsubscribe but that was a joke

Markiplier still isnt real

Please I am begging you from the bottom of my heart lose the trucker hair ;-; ew

Is this Darkiplier

Mark has to be real. He has a mother. And also why is Keanu Reeves here?

WOO! good week off!

Great to have you back, Mark!

Glad everybody got through that!

Everybody saying Keanu Reeves, I just see Toshiro Mifune (look up Snow Trail).

I DON'T TRUST YOU

shes fake

Is that Bob in the back??

No

No fucking way

Idk, sounds fake

isreal? really? ok mark.

Markiplier still isnt real

Okay but “Marks” writing week must’ve been Keanu Reeves scripting new songs and movies. Change my mind.

NANI

0:15 IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING A TEST I WHEEZED

His face at the end tells something else...

Your not tho

Y

yay hes real

@Carl Bratcher yes

@Gleezy umm you sure

No hes not.

Marks doors are booth open and have there lights on. There never open nor have there lights on. This is fake, he is a simulation of the real Mark that was deleted when Unus Annus was deleted. We can’t trust Bob, Wade, nor Mark. And a Heist with Markiplier 2 is going to show us how they well delete fake Mark. Trust no one!!

So is Abyssle! I think...

Hmm... definitely not a body in background probably dead.

this looks like deppfake

Agree to disagree but nice video

We were rickrolled

Mark is not real we will never believe your lies lixian

That’s not Markiplier that’s LUNKY

THE END PART LMAO

I like the long hair on you Mark... Looks good

Backdoor: ( *is open* ) Me: *HOW*

oh thank god, i thought he was a mere projection of my imagination this entire time.

It’s keanu reeves with the rock’s voice

Once again, perfect opertunity for the Curb Your Enthusiasm credits meme

Why’s the closet open mark? Huh? You said you never open that door markiplier if that actually is your tan name MARK FISCHBACH

Looks like everything is back to normal...almost

Hey you solved the case I’m real ok bye that was kind of worth nothing

I was hoping that was something for Markiplier TV

Dangit. I thought darkiplier was back!

Yes

Facts

i think the plot is that either Lunky has taken over or Darkiplier has come back Or its just a dumb joke idk

I knew it!

The Bare naked ladies thing at the end got me good

lies

his eyes. Everyone, save urselves. We need to just stop. Forget this. FORGET.

This is how Mark gets views

I only always saw a block on her face and its very creepy and mysteri

I love how everyone is freaking out over a door

“Barenaked Ladies” is the best name for a band

welp there goes my theory suggestion sry matpat

Great song choice at the end :D

Keanue Reeverse or something.

. . . Is there gonna be some like secret throwdown with darkiplier? GOD I hope so

no ur not mark

i wasted my time being sad ;W;

hm.

Wow

It’s been one wEE...

Well I would hope so

whoa, he's real.

He is?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I don't believe it, Markiplier is both real and not real at the same time

“Barenaked Ladies” is the best name for a band

This is Fake *The Real Markiplier had Pink Mastache* Changed my mind

ISRAEL

I haven't listen to bear naked lady in a while, thanks for that Mark

Legit the background looks kinda like my house and I got really scared. Also ending a video with the Bare Naked Ladies is just beautiful

I don't believe you.

CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

Can you do Omegle again plz....😁😁😁

I love how, markiplier was gone for a week and had to do something so he did this. XD

No its always the same

Markiplier is Jhon Wick

The door behind him is open, and the dark thing lying on the floor looks an awful lot like a body. Yeah, this isn’t mark

@Dustin_Sniper Probably, but it’s more fun to hope it’s lore

My man.... it’s a damn jacket, and that door is a fucking DOOR

My therapist: Markiplier isn't real, he can't hurt you. Markiplier:

IT'S BEEN

unus annus UNUS ANNUS

Ha! You can't trick me Mr. Wick ! I know it is YOU and not Mark

Mark is an enigma. One moment he is making intricate lore for his channel and the next moment he is trolling all of us. WHAT IS HE?!?!?!

oh, ok

NO HES NOT

Well.... This sounds exactly like something someone who isn't real would say!

Why did I get the notification 6 days after he uploaded :c

"Something's wrong I can feel it."

I want you to play SCP-087-B, and the original SCP containment breach again. It has been too long since then, you seemed to really like it, you even said that that SCP-087 was the right way to make a horror game.

Mark is Evil! 😬👿...... But he’s a Good Mark. 😁👍😈 He should have his own Movie. Wouldn’t that be interesting. 🙂📼

Case **closed**

Now, you say this, but why not invite us to your house- to make sure?

HE'S REAL

Really hard to believe mr.REAL markiplier!

Markiplier is real? I’m so freaking surprised. I thought he was just a myth but the legends were true.

What's that in the back Mark?