i woke up from a nightmare some minutes ago, nightmare was that vsauce was controlling a bunch of raccoons and they were attacking me, when i was just about to die from raccoons vsauce whistled and all the raccons followed him out, was it because i didnt watch this video fully? michael why did you visit my dreams?

Fascinating, thanks Michael, really enjoyed this one!

15:45 Me as a kid.

I miss seeing videos from you guys...

Michael, I know it's late and you're on vacation with your family, but I also know that this email will make your phone buzz and you will look at it. PLEASE RESPOND OR ELSE YOU ARE RUDE!!! best, Mike

💐💐❤️ From Sri Lanka 🇱🇰

I think all of us, including me, suffer from protagonist syndrome.

It should be something you grow out of as a kid.

You're an absolute genius...

I didn’t know this video was new. I woulda watched it sooner.

To be fair, Intel did build a fully functional “Pipe dream”

We are closer to 2025 than to 2016

In prospect, this video felt like 20 mins... but in RETROspect, it feels like at least 40 minutes long.... bruh, this video was full👍

Whoever becomes infinitely fast no longer needs to fear death, the annihilator of options acceleration becomes a secular substitute for eternity Queen Elizabeth's Secret

Magnificent!!!! Fabulous vídeo! Thank you Michael.

I can't watch this cyborg talk.

I don't want to remember beardless Michel

The music is really strange and distracting

19:51 this should be the new pogchamp

Is time really 24 hours?

Well this video took a while holy shit

Walter white

He regrew a beard just to make a joke

U came here because of this rigth? 0:01

Anyone watching in 2021 ?

Who else watching this in 2021?

Anyone else check how long they were watching near the 2:30 mark?

Children: I love you daddy Michael: Or do you?

This video was made in the past, and always will be.

Who is watching this in 2022?

so its not illusions of time, its just illusions of our sense of time.

best youtuber ever ...

i miss u bro. you're basically my adult life. hahaha. i cant explain but just how it is. hahaha.😜

please leave the chipmunks alone :(

Is anyone here anymore

Thank god he grew that beard back

So your saying that Charlie Chaplin would have thought that Star Wars was actually recorded in space?

Finally Vsauce IS BACK!

this is bringing flashbacks

Anyone watching it in 1987?

This video seemed to go on fooorrrreeevvveeer! How many of you read that in Michaels voice? 🤣

This is the best Vsauce video that I have seen yet.

I LITERALLY can't believe that I watched it for 31 minutes and didn't realize it.

Loved this video. Really seems like a classic Vsauce video!

This gave me chromophobia

"fall behind" he says to me as im procrastinating and actively deciding not to finish my homework :(

who's watching in 2020!?

Chronosonder

What’s up Broski 🦋🦋🦋🦋

You know, “three days of isolation” caused my body to cringe today. Last year I would have said ‘wow that’s a long time’ but now I look back at week three of isolation due to quarantine as a quaint time full of nostalgia. All I’m saying is that when I’m 90 I hope that looking back, this year shrinks to a pin point in my memory. Thank you for coming to my TEDx talk.

"Be bored, miss out, fall behind" I have dissociative periods my whole life. That's how I live. Not knowing where I am and when I am.

Hey Vsauce Gura here

The fuck you've been doing Michael?

I’m so thankful this man was apart of my childhood and now adulthood. Thank you Michael 🥺

0:53 - I just had a heart attack

Holyshit your alive

What happened to him?

Make books please?

What is the name of the music on the background at 20:45?

When I was a kid a day seemed to last forever. Like multiple days now but then it was one. The hours seem to pass like minutes now. I don't have enough time to finsh all my plans before it gets really late and I get tired. Can I do something against that?

Idk how he’s done videos this long. Starting to believe it’s crack

Anybody watching this in 2031?

lets take a second and appreciate the background music_______

I lose brain cells watching this

As always, thanks for uploading.

nooooo... the beard!!!

"Time isn’t precious at all, because it is an illusion. What you perceive as precious is not time but the one point that is out of time: the Now. That is precious indeed. The more you are focused on time—past and future—the more you miss the Now, the most precious thing there is." -Eckhart Tolle

I almost throw my phone after watching Michael lost his beard

Why do I feel the need to procrastinate all of a sudden..

Recently I discovered color photography from the early 1900s and looking at those pictures will really give you a true feeling of chrono sonder!

Time changes not,
but all things change in time.
For time is the force
that holds events separate,
each in its own proper place.
Time is not in motion,
but ye move through time 
as your consciousness
moves from one event to another. Aye, by time yet exist, all in all,
an eternal ONE existence.
Know ye that even though in the time ye are separate,
yet still are ONE, in all times existent.

So youtube is like a time machine we can observe what people do years in past. Never think about it..

This video past fast. Will I remember this in a year? And hello to anyone in 2027.

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Hi new friend here lets connect see you.

Did I really spend 30 minutes watching this ? It felt like 5 minutes

Michael’s mind blowers

I really missed the line: "He Vsauce Micheal Here." Thank you for being back and hairy-er than ever :D

I like to think that you can slow down time by saying that the time you live in is long, and not short. Just forget the word short. Try it out, and you meed to try very hard

Who is here after parashockX

🅱️=2

This might be the best episode yet. Well done!!!

Yeah but everyone know America is still a baby, England is about 1100 years ol France is about 1300 years old China if consider the various dynasties one countinous existence is about 2400 years old and if amplified that logic and then applied it to Egypt well then it would be sitting pretty at about 6000 years old, America is about 300 years by the way, at that point in time the rulers of Egypt had changed ethnicity 4 times, India had go through 3 golden ages, England, France and Spain had fought 9 wars just between the 3 of them and China was in was in its 7th going on 8th dynasty, oh and Russia one of Europes youngest nation that didn't develop out of a recognisable predecessor is about 600 years old when American wins its independence, America is only have the age Russia was when America was born.

I like the cat sweater the best.

so vampires only has a misperception of time

*Hey Vsauce Spidey Here*

Time well spent 🙏😊👍

"the things we do to save time leaves us less of it and more alone in it"

Is anyone else now!?

Who's watching in 2050? 👇

Is there anywhere other than Youtube to view Vsauce videos?

Please arabic sub 😘😘😘 to get the full info...

He thanked me twice

I watched this video at 2x speed...

Time is a concept of human perception. An illusion... NE NE NE NE NE

“If I ask you to get up after you think 10 years have passed, you’d probably not do as good” *SENKU HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

What

thanks for curing my depression!

I gasped when the beard left his face lol.

monkaW

anyone else feel like michael was never the same after the isolation video?