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Thank you for making videos!!!!!!!!

The Kessler syndrome is scary as Hell. Glorious job Kurzgesagt!

at least those jiblets protect from asteroids like a normal prison

I like your vidios

What if the debree in the future not only trapped us in the earth, but sorta created a force field around it. Like if a meteorite big enough to kill us all came yet the debree shattered it.

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2:40 That bird is just nodding like "yeah this thing works".

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Hear me out we put a massive net around the earth done solved earth imminent demise

now due to the support of space x such kinds of rockets are being made that can go in space and also come back

Well fuck.

Yessssss

Oh no

I've already tweeted this, to @kurz_gesagt -- these videos are great for kids EXCEPT for having to explain to a 5 y/o why you keep killing the birds. In this video, one is decapitated via a plasma cannon, and another is boiled in its spacesuit by a laser. "Daddy, that bird got dead!" is a thing I heard today.

6:03 Magnemite 🙂🙂

@Dylan Zand ✅

someone already said that 5 months ago

They really liquified an entire bird in this one

Global warming on earth. And now orbital trashing above. We humans will never stop finding new ways to make wealth and destroy civilization in the process.

We need to overcome our envy, power, and wealthiness race. Those lead us to war, we need to stop that in order to have peaceful life. Today, corona virus is a test for us, if we could collaborate with any other country and help us together.

We are trashing even space 😭😬

So the moral of the story is...Don't send rockets into space i hope Scientists and rocket Engineers and such looks/watch this to make them Realize how much damage they are doing me: Realizing/remembering how humanity works Ok let's face it humanity is never going to pay attention of how much destruction that they are causing

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6:17 “Harpoons *are* better than spoons!”

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if this happens earth will thecnically be immune to asteroids

What about those deadly germs they sent up there... they could land on an alien planet wipe the whole thing out then there coming for us... look out!

@Samantha Eyolfson those bacteria, are on the ISS

The remaining ones that managed to escape in their alien ship lol

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Jesus loves you!

Space jail wow

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Just launch a nuke in space like mw2

That will make more debri

protect us from alien

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I think we should put giant super magnets into orbit and they can take all the junk and then when everything is clean we can go get the magnets and bring them back to earth. Plus we get loads of material such as steel and metal Also if there are any problems with this idea tell me and I will improve it

That idea, was actually on this video

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"wall of destruction, hungry to make more" *I'm getting some major terraria vibes*

*Boss 2 music Intensifies*

Me here thinking Covid_19 is the worst.... See honey thats why i did not wanna have kids....there future are fuckedd

there go my plans for the weekend

At least we won't be invaded by aliens

Great channel. Thanks

Real life in space is me when I play for the first time a manager video game LOL

This video was brought to you by Kessler Inc. and SpaceX ^^

A safe way would be a satellite with large airogel to capture junk and bring it down

Born to young to Land on the moon, born to early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to save the world

This is actually the story of Wall-E becoming real.

Before he got to the lasers option, I already thought of one idea: nuclear powered satellite using maser's radiation pressure to push small particles into more eccentric orbits that have them dipping into the atmosphere to burn up. Of course, you want to launch one of these only once, since you don't want to risk radioactivity leaks while trying to launch any such satellite, so once is really enough.

I'm starting to receive commercials about space equipment, maybe i'm watching too many of this videos. Probably YouTube thinks i work for NASA and that doesn't sound safe at all

why are you killing birds?

Thats the kurzgesagt way, nothing more

how many other people saw a rick roll ad for lays in the middle of cleaning up the earth?

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You're right, but the spacejunk moves only in one direction so it wouldn't be so bad.But yeah, we should start cleaning up!

No, some of it move in alternate direction

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If more and more trash orbits the earth would we not be able to see the sun.

Yes, exactly

dont blame yourself

Cowboy bebop is right.

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Sounds like a job for Space force snipers armed with frickin lasers.

People stop being ignorant and irresponsible to our earth, going vegan is a good place to start

It's settled then, we need to make the Hammer of Dawn.

Um... Second Moon Creation Project?

5:42

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Imagine aliens coming all the way to invade us, just for a piece of glass and metal hit their main generator 100 times and blow up and be tortured by endless shrapnel of metal, copper, and glass

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we are brilliant! we managed to create giant atoms that can perform nuclear fission outside the planet

Giant atoms? What do you mean?

make a separate video on how to pronounce your channel name kurzgesagt

Curze-ge-saht

ok ok ok...Someone is being hyper-sensational. Stop fear-mongering! You/We are only here for so much time(guaranteed); make someone proud....Jesus, if I wanted to be scared of everything I can't control, I'd call my mother ffs. Shame on you.

At least aliens can’t come to earth cause of the junk shield

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Ok this channel scares me

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you could set up electromagnet satellites to clean it up. collects small and become big piles of rubbish that can feasibly be disposed of.

@Khalid Khan yesh its on the video

nvm it’s in the video

5:28 Lmao, Better Call Saul.

Earth: Ghetto of the Galaxy. No wonder we have no visitors.

Use nukes, duh Blow that rubble into oblivion :D

That will make more rubbish, and rubbish that we couldn't see, bad idea.

Send a skip up there no problem 😉

Two world wars, nuclear bombings and now this. The future generations are going to call 20th and 21st century people some unpleasant names.

At 2:36, you can see that the bird on the left is proud of his scientific murder.

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Thanks for giving me more un-needed anxiety.

Why would you? It's still not too late to do something

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If space travelers don’t watch dis im dead Edit: I made the comment when I watching not all of the vid

DO IT FOR SAD BIRD 7:29

How cute and touching...

Just one more thing to blame the Chinese for. They are a big part of the reason it got so bad with their anti satellite missile tests.

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Then we will create tech to clean it. I'm out

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as terrifying as this is... This gives me ideas for sci fi settings where earth is a slum

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